Read with CAUTION....Not for the Squeamish
(Feb 8, 2008 original write date)

I have learned, discovered, and tried many things being in my twenties. Most of which I probably wouldn't do again. About 2 or 3 weeks ago I had an unfortunate sexual mishap. It was just so damn funny(afterwards) I felt the need to share what ordinarily would have been a mortifying experience. Have you ever heard that a blonde can't chew gum and walk at the same time? Well, that's not all we can't do while chewing gum. Being the safety queen that I am, I engaged in a sexual act while chewing gum. You would think that my dumb ass would have figured out a long time ago that it doesn't work like that. I'm not a self-proclaimed pro at giving head, but I'm not exactly a rookie either. My head went down and as I came back up there was this long string of gum . Duh, it sticks to latex. I have no idea what I was thinking. I guess I wasn't thinking. As if that wasn't bad enough, the only response I could give was "I guess I should have swallowed that first." I'm sure that left him even more confused than I. I know everyone has had a sexual mishap or two in their life, but where do we draw the line between mishap and common sense?